Tim Tebow

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.

Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Tim Tebow”.

What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you’re freaking dead.”

Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.

It took Tim Tebow two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Tim Tebow, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.

When Tim Tebow writes poetry, everything rhymes with orange.

Life doesn’t give Tim Tebow lemons; life asks what kind of fruit Tim Tebow wants